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207+ Tinder bios for guys: best & worst examples of 2024

207+ Tinder bios for guys: best & worst examples of 2024

What Tinder bio will get you more matches than you can handle? And what bio will make you smash your phone out of frustration? Let’s find out…

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207+ Tinder bios for guys: best & worst examples of 2024

Ready for a bloody massacre of the “best Tinder bios for guys”?

This post is unlike anything you’ll find on this topic.

Because in this post, you’ll see the most common bios you find online…

  • Broken down
  • Explained
  • Spit on
  • Teared apart 
  • And sometimes (but rarely) praised…

So you can finally understand what Tinder bios work, and which ones are straight garbage and sabotage your success online (spoiler: most ones suck without you noticing it).

You’ll see:

Good Tinder bios

Useless Tinder bios (+ reason why)

Funny Tinder bios

So called ’flirty’ Tinder Bios

And… well, um… cute Tinder bios?

(Apparently, some people google for these as well, don’t judge me.) 

Finally, at the end, I’ll show you how to write a great bio that gets women to text you first. May this be the last list of Tinder bios you’ll ever look at. Amen. 

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But WAIT… 

Do women actually care about Tinder bios? 

Solid question.

Someone on Reddit wondered the same:

Reddit comment about the best Tinder bios for guys

The top answer from women:

Woman asked for her opinion about best tinder bios for guys

I can hear your inner critic say:

“Ok Herman, that’s just what a random woman said on Reddit; you won’t fool me that easily. Gimme some more convincing proof.”

Here you go:

A recent university study discovered that Tinder profiles with a bio had 4 times more matches than profiles without one.

So yes, bios are still worth it.

Now let’s take a look at the “finest” Tinder bios for guys the internet has to offer…

Breakdown of 207+ Tinder bios for guys

Alright, let’s get down to business : 

Tinder Bio #1: 

Example 1 of Tinder bios for guys

Do you know what else you won? Spending the next weekend alone on your couch. 

Breakdown: Too much bragging. 

How to improve: This bio can’t be saved anymore.

Tinder Bio #2: 

Example 2 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: People are inherently lazy. So encouraging anyone who reads your bio to put in any effort will backfire and lead to fewer matches.

How to improve: Make it easier for someone who reads your profile to respond. For example, you can ask her a simple yes or no question.

Tinder Bio #3: 

Example 3 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The core idea is not bad. By using contrast, you can show your personality’s different sights. 

How to improve: To make it more powerful, use some facts that don’t come across as bragging.

Tinder Bio #4: 

Example 4 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Way too complicated! If the woman has to read it twice or think about what you wrote for a second, you lose her attention. 

How to improve: It’s just too complicated to be saved. The idea lacks clarity to be saved. Your bio should be as easily understandable as possible.

Tinder Bio #5: 

Example 5 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The only issue I see with this one is it can fall into the category of “guy humor.” Things most men find funny, but most women don’t. 

How to improve: If you want to use this one, you should first ask a female friend with a great sense of humor to look at it.

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Tinder Bio #6:

Example 6 of Tinder bios for guys 

Creep mode activated! This bio is straight out of the how-to-write sleazy bio manual. 

Breakdown: The only issue I see with this one is it can fall into the category of “guy humor.” Things most men find funny, but most women don’t. 

How to improve: If you want to use this one, you should first ask a female friend with a great sense of humor to look at it.

Tinder Bio #7: 

Example 7 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Pop-culture references can be a great way to show you’re not living under a rock. If you want to use a pop reference, make sure it’s something the woman you want to date can relate to. So if your dream girl is a giant Drake fan, this one could work. 

How to improve: Consider if the type of girl you want is a Drake fan. If she isn’t, then don’t use this bio.

Tinder Bio #8: 

Example 8 of Tinder bios for guys

I guess someone typed into ChatGpt, “Give me a creepy bio, please.”

Breakdown: While it sounds clever, it’s way too sexual. And most women, even if they like your profile pictures, will not match with you because of this bio. 

How to improve: Hit the delete button.

Tinder Bio #9: 

Example 9 of Tinder bios for guys

Stop f*ucking bragging!

Breakdown: If you’re talking about how great you’re, all she’ll do is wonder why you need to do that. And if she’s skeptical, then she won’t swipe right. 

How to improve: It would be better to use a joke where you make fun of yourself.

Tinder Bio #10: 

Example 10 of Tinder bios for guys

Ah, qualifying… the ugly cousin of bragging.  

Breakdown: The idea here is to show through your bio how selective you are and that you get a lot of matches. But you’ll create the opposite effect. The only question she’ll ask herself will be, “Why are you so desperately trying to prove how desirable you are?”  

How to improve: Don’t ask in your bio that she needs to qualify herself.

Tinder Bio #11: 

Example 11 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s textbook girl humor and could work. 

How to improve: For this bio to have maximum impact, your pictures must show your personality. Because you’re not sharing anything personal but just joking around.

Tinder Bio #12: 

Example 12 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s borderline sexual, but it’s still okay. 

How to improve: Don’t use this bio if you’re not sure you have great profile pictures.

Tinder Bio #13: 

Example 13 of Tinder bios for guys

Too needy!

Breakdown: This bio tries to be funny. I believe it was written by someone who had never met a woman but had to guess what women would find funny. All you’ll achieve with this bio is that she’ll think you’re desperate.

How to improve: You can’t.

Tinder Bio #14: 

Example 14 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio shows you’re not a confident man. You’re basically begging a woman to talk to you. It’s not a very sexy trade.  

How to improve: Stay away from this one it cannot be saved.

Tinder Bio #15: 

Example 15 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio is way too clever. If your bio looks like you thought about it for a while, then women will think you’re trying too hard. It’s a sign you’re not so good with women. 

How to improve: Think simpler and toss this one into the trash can.

Tinder Bio #16: 

Example 16 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Okay, this bio seems to have been written by a writer on Fiverr who’s trying too hard to suck up to a woman. It’s way too needy. 

How to improve: The only useful part of the bio is the self-damaging admission at the end that you don’t have any sense of humor. You can use it as a contrast by saying something positive about yourself and ending by saying you don’t have any sense of humor. Or make a funny joke first and say at the end of your bio something like my friends tell me I don’t have a sense of humor.

Tinder Bio #17: 

Example 17 of Tinder bios for guys

Talk is cheap. Don’t talk about that you want to get to know her, show her.  

Breakdown: This bio tries to show that you’re looking for something serious. But it’ll have the opposite effect and make her more suspicious. 

How to improve: Show through your texting you’re interested in getting to know her instead of talking about it on your profile.

Tinder Bio #18: 

Example 18 of Tinder bios for guys

No! Just NO!

Breakdown: It’s way too soon to talk about kids. And it’s also too sexual at the same time. A woman would look at this bio and think you’re expecting too much from a match. So they would swipe left on you as they’re afraid you’re too intense. 

How to improve: Don’t talk about making babies with her in your bio.

Tinder Bio #19: 

Example 19 of Tinder bios for guys

She’ll say no!

Breakdown: It seems someone programmed Chatgpt to create a very needy and depressing bio. It just comes across as very desperate.

How to improve: I can only see this profile having any chance of getting matches if you rewrite the worst date ever part. It can be something like this: “All I can offer you is that you’ll have the worst date ever. :)” It would work together with some great profile pictures.

Tinder Bio #20: 

Example 20 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Okay, the guy who created this bio was never hugged by his mom. Desperation is never sexy. Again bragging is not good, but talking about how desperate you’re is either. 

How to improve: I can’t save this one.

Tinder Bio #21: 

Example 21 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Ah, the same old pattern. Let’s show her how picky we are, which will attract her. No, it won’t. It’s the same as you wouldn’t see someone on a diet go inside McDonald’s to tell employees how much they no longer need them. 

How to improve: It’s beyond repair.

Tinder Bio #22:

Example 22 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Instead of sounding cool, all you do is show her you have a very small d*ck.

How to improve: Instead of talking about how great you are, talk about your shortcomings. Or talk about how hard your work towards your achievement so you come across as humble.

Tinder Bio #23:

Example 23 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Great message but the wrong place and wrong time. This belongs inside a Tony Robbins event and not your bio.  

How to improve: Don’t use generic quotes or philosophical statements in your profile bio. 

Tinder Bio #24:

Example 24 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s fine to feel like this, but saying it in your bio will attract gold diggers. 

How to improve: If you want to attract gold diggers, then you can leave it as it is. Otherwise, talk about your career in your text conversation and not in your bio. 

Tinder Bio #25:

Example 25 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: To everyone who writes articles online about creating a Tinder Bio, if you’re reading this, please stop hiring needy writers who never had a girl in their life. 

How to improve: It’s too lame and would only work in a romantic comedy movie. In the real world, it’s beyond saving.

Tinder Bio #26:

Example 26 of Tinder bios for guys

And you’re full of yourself. So no match for you!

Breakdown: The goal here is to show how cool and funny you are. But you’ll come across as a lame douchebag. 

How to improve: Don’t talk about how great you are.

Tinder Bio #27:

Example 27 of Tinder bios for guys

Neediness alert!

Breakdown: It’ll make women suspicious if you talk about how serious you are. They’ll think it’s a trick to get in their pants.

How to improve: Don’t use this as your bio. Or follow up the looking for a soulmate with a joke women would find funny. For example: “I’m looking for a soulmate who can wait on the gasman tomorrow because I’m too busy at work.”

Tinder Bio #28:

Example 28 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Your goal is to get a date and not to give a philosophy lecture. 

How to improve: A hard no on this bio.

Tinder Bio #29:

Example 29 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The first part of the bio is fine. 

How to improve: Cut the creepy last sentence. You can use the puppy part as a fun fact to tell about yourself.

Tinder Bio #30:

Example 30 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The general idea here is good. You’re inviting her to take action and swipe right. 

How to improve: This bio could work well if you have some decent pictures.

Tinder Bio #31:

Example 31 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s too forward and wouldn’t work. The equivalent would be approaching a girl in Starbucks and asking her, “Anal?”

How to improve: You would get better results by leaving your bio section empty.

Tinder Bio #32:

Example 32 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is okay. It’s not too braggy and also not too forward. It’s not my favorite choice, but you can try it.

How to improve: I would not talk about that special someone. I would call her the right match instead.

Tinder Bio #33:

Example 33 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a very cheap and sleazy pick-up line. 

How to improve: Leave these pick-up lines where they belong, the 90s.

Tinder Bio #34:

Example 34 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a generic motivational quote you can easily find via a Google search. 

How to improve: Don’t act like her life coach if you want to be her boyfriend.

Tinder Bio #35:

Example 35 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I guess the joke is to pretend to be already a couple here. If this were the Olympics and I were a judge, I would give it a 2 out of 10. 

How to improve: Delete this one and start over without trying to be massively clever.

Tinder Bio #36:

Example 36 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The twist of what you’re truly looking for makes it a funny bio. You can try this one if this humor is your thing.

How to improve: I predict it won’t get you too many matches, but the ones that do will like this sort of humor. So you can laugh about it together.

Tinder Bio #37:

Example 37 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Even indirectly admitting you’re a creepy stalker is not a good idea. 

How to improve: Avoid this profile like a fat kid should avoid the candy store.

Tinder Bio #38:

Example 38 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Not my favorite because it’s a bit too needy. Still, it can work. 

How to improve: Don’t talk about the one as it puts too much pressure on her. Instead, use a more funny term like Tinder Queen.

Tinder Bio #39:

Example 39 of Tinder bios for guys

Bragging profile bios seem to be the no.1 trend these days. 

Breakdown: Even though meant as a joke, this bio is too focused on showing what a great catch you are. 

How to improve: Don’t talk about yourself as if you’re the price. Men that get a lot of female attention just get it and don’t talk about it.

Tinder Bio #40:

Example 40 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Don’t think about a pink elephant right now. Let me guess, you thought about a pink elephant. Well, she’ll have the same response here and swipe left. 

How to improve: Don’t mention swiping left; only talk about swiping right.

Tinder Bio #41:

Example 41 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a very mediocre approach to flirting. Most likely, she heard something similar before online or in real life.  

How to improve: The part that bugs the most is the kids part. I would exchange it with something don’t worry I don’t bite. But even then, it wouldn’t be my top recommendation for you. 

Tinder Bio #42:

Example 42 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: With this bio, you’ll spend most of the time sitting on the bench, hoping one day to play.

How to improve: It’s not funny enough to get you matches. So the best thing you can do is to skip this bio. 

Tinder Bio #43:

Example 43 of Tinder bios for guys

The author was clearly hurt too many times by women. 

Breakdown: You want to scare her with your humor into swiping right? If that’s your plan, I have to tell you that it’s a terrible strategy.

How to improve: DELETE!

Tinder Bio #44:

Example 44 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio is okay because you’re saying you have a talent that is meant to be a joke, so it’s not braggy.

How to improve: I would change it from a bathroom singer to singing along with the radio expert. This way, there is no sexual underlying that you’re looking for someone to sing with under the shower.

Tinder Bio #45:

Example 45 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: A bit too corny for my taste. Will Smith would have said a cheap pickup line like this in the TV Show Fresh Prince of Bel Air. 

How to improve: Stay away from bios that remotely sound like cheap pickup lines. 

Tinder Bio #46:

Example 46 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is such a bad bio. I’m speechless. I guess ChatGpt screwed up here. You’re basically admitting that you’re a bitter a**hole.

How to improve: Forget you ever saw this bio.

Tinder Bio #47:

Example 47 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: To use humor to talk about your age is a good idea. But trying to qualify her to be ready to hear the truth is ineffective. 

How to improve: If you’re afraid women will reject your profile because you’re too old, there are better ways to express it. For example, write something like: “I identify as a 20-year-old.”

Tinder Bio #48:

Example 48 of Tinder bios for guys

As Confucius once said, “Stop trying to be a philosopher on your Tinder Bio.”

Breakdown: It looks like a typical copy/paste philosophical quote. 

How to improve: Talk about yourself instead of using generic quotes. 

Tinder Bio #49:

Example 49 of Tinder bios for guys

She says no while swiping left. 

Breakdown: This bio is too needy. Being needy isn’t sexy. 

How to improve: It would be better to follow up the first sentence with a joke to not put pressure on her. For example, I’m saving myself for that special person in life who can beat me in Mario Kart.

Tinder Bio #50:

Example 50 of Tinder bios for guys

Right… and this is why you must say it in your bio. Who has ever heard of someone lying about their looks and wealth online? 

Breakdown: This bio will let you come across as extremely arrogant. 

How to improve: I said it once, and I’ll say it again, don’t brag about yourself on your profile. In fact, don’t brag about yourself ever. It’s much smarter and more believable if someone else talks about your qualities.

Tinder Bio #51:

Example 51 of Tinder bios for guys

Great advice you can share at your next meeting of the Dead Poet Society.

Breakdown: Generic quotes sound cool but are useless in getting you matches. 

How to improve: Please don’t use philosophical quotes to show how sophisticated you are. It doesn’t reveal anything about your personality.

Tinder Bio #52:

Example 52 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The invitation to take action is good, but the rest is too braggy for my taste.

How to improve: Add a small joke at the end that implies it’s a certain action that will bring excitement. For example, then swipe right for an epic ride. My advice is don’t use this bio at all unless you have amazing pictures. 

Tinder Bio #53:

Example 53 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I think this joke was written by someone who had never used Facebook or Tinder. 

How to improve: It’s too bad to save it.

Tinder Bio #54:

Example 54 of Tinder bios for guys

“Not interested,” will be her answer. 

Breakdown: Talking yourself up will only backfire.

How to improve: Avoid bragging about yourself. It’s not a sign of confidence but a sign that you lack it.

Tinder Bio #55:

Example 55 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I have a Dejavu. Didn’t we already read one like this? I guess ChatGpt was tired here and came up with a different variation of a terrible bio.

How to improve: As I told you before, this sort of bio will attract mostly gold diggers. So if that’s not your intention, avoid using this one. 

Tinder Bio #56:

Example 56 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: “Do you say this to all girls?” That is what she’ll think. So this bio shows you would pick any woman to be your girl. 

How to improve: Avoid in your profile bio giving her the impression that you would settle for any kind of woman.

Tinder Bio #57:

Example 57 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Please, whoever wrote this, stop with the neediness. 

How to improve: Don’t talk about loving her, it’s way too soon.

Tinder Bio #58:

Example 58 of Tinder bios for guys

Player Vibes Alert!

Breakdown: I guess it is supposed to be funny and flirty, but all it does will make you look creepy. 

How to improve: Avoid talking in your bio that you’re a player. It will backfire, even if it’s meant as a joke.

Tinder Bio #59:

Example 59 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: If this is your style of humor, then you’ll attract the right girl for you. 

How to improve: To make the joke land even stronger, have a picture of you and your teddy bear breaking up in your profile.

Tinder Bio #60:

Example 60 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio is okay if you want a serious relationship. 

How to improve: Finish with a joke to avoid sounding too desperate. For example, I’m looking for a partner in crime. Someone to distract the security while I sneak into a Taylor Swift concert.

Tinder Bio #61:

Example 61 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: If these are true facts about you, then feel free to use this one.

How to improve: The last part about sleeping at a reasonable time is overkill. It’s better only to have two things to compare. It makes the joke stronger by providing only two options to compare. 

Tinder Bio #62:

Example 62 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s too braggy. 

How to improve: Using a self-damaging admission is better than bragging about yourself.

Tinder Bio #63:

Example 63 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s some crazy facts about you that you can use if they are true. 

How to improve it: Preframe it before you mention all this stuff. Start with: “Here are some crazy facts about me…” 

Tinder Bio #64:

Example 64 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Asking a question with two choices is a great way to encourage her to start a conversation with her. 

How to improve: Cut the last question so it’s just two choices for her.

Tinder Bio #65:

Example 65 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a good question you can ask to get her to reach out to you first. 

How to improve: Delete the last question. 

Tinder Bio #66:

Example 66 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Too much information! The bio resembles Billy Joel’s song lyrics of “We didn’t start the fire.”

How to improve: Pick one or two facts about yourself if you want to share them in your bio. 

Tinder Bio #67:

Example 67 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: You’re trying too hard to make yourself stand out. This comes across as needy. 

How to improve: You can share your opinion about something but preferably write about something that truly matters to you.

Tinder Bio #68:

Example 68 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I can just repeat my comment from above. This is trying too hard to get her attention. 

How to improve: Pick something you truly think and not think she wants to hear.

Tinder Bio #69:

Example 69 of Tinder bios for guys

Don’t try this at home.

Breakdown: The question makes you sound like a conspiracy nut who still lives with his mum. It’s too aggressive after making the previous statements. 

How to improve: I would exchange the first two statements for two facts about you and delete the last question.

Tinder Bio #70:

Example 70 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: You seem to use the wrong app since you have already found your 4-legged soulmate.

How to improve: This bio can’t be saved.

Tinder Bio #71:

Example 71 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: You don’t need to brag in your bio to get matches.

How to improve: Show it instead of talking about it. For example, have a picture of you actively singing on stage.

Tinder Bio #72:

Example 72 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Too much information. 

How to improve: Better to write about one or two memorable facts that make you stand out.  

Tinder Bio #73:

Example 73 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It sounds like three sentences thrown together at random by ChatGPT. Whoever wrote this, what made you think this will get women to swipe right? 

How to improve: Delete this one.

Tinder Bio #74:

Example 74 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is a self-help quote and not a Tinder bio. 

How to improve: Safe this for your motivational YouTube video, but don’t use it in your bio.

Tinder Bio #75:

Example 75 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The zombie apocalypse angle is not a bad idea. You can talk about any scenario you want, so there is a lot of room for you to be creative. 

How to improve: Only use this one if you find it funny. Otherwise, it’s better to talk about things you would actually do.

Tinder Bio #76:

Example 76 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: If you find it funny, you can use this one. 

How to improve: I would delete the last statement to not talk about death. So the focus stays solely on the yacht joke. 

Tinder Bio #77:

Example 77 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The idea here is not bad at all. 

How to improve: Just pick a song that would suit your life. You can even rephrase it as my life’s theme would be…

Tinder Bio #78:

Example 78 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s the same idea as above, but this time with multiple songs.

How to improve: Better to pick one song instead of multiple ones. The more songs you add, the more confusing it can be for the reader. And if she’s confused about your bio, she won’t swipe right.

Tinder Bio #79:

Example 79 of Tinder bios for guys


Breakdown: You’re trying too hard to get into a conversation with her.  

How to improve: It would be more powerful to share two actual truths and a lie.

Tinder Bio #80:

Example 80 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio is trying too hard to make you look interesting. And the more you try, the more skeptical she’ll be that it might not be the case. 

How to improve: Pick one truth and a lie about yourself.

Tinder Bio #81:

Example 81 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is pretty funny. It’s the best bio I have seen so far. 

How to improve: If I were Asian, I would use this one. 

Tinder Bio #82:

Example 82 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Encouraging her to swipe left is not a good idea. 

How to improve: Don’t think about a pink elephant. If you’re like most people, you’ll think about a pink elephant. It’s basic psychology. So don’t mention the possibility of her swiping left on you in your bio.

Tinder Bio #83:

Example 83 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: If it’s true, then this bio is great. The combination shows you in a good light… that you’re a humble, down-to-earth guy.

How to improve: Delete the last part about being very lazy. And add two pictures supporting this bio in your profile. Upload a picture of you cooking instant noodles and playing Monopoly with friends.

Tinder Bio #84:

Example 84 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is outright weird and not funny. 

How to improve: Write it on paper, burn it, and bury it.

Tinder Bio #85:

Example 85 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Okay, we read this bio before. The only difference here is whoever copied it wrote more text before the joke. So I’ll repeat my comment from way above… The only issue I see with this one is it can fall into the category of “guy humor.” Things most men find funny, but most women don’t.

How to improve: If you want to use this one, you should first ask a female friend with a great sense of humor to look at it. If she approves this joke, then go ahead and use this one.

Tinder Bio #86:

Example 86 of Tinder bios for guys

You forgot to mention you’re also the loneliest guy in the world because no woman will swipe right on your profile with this bio.

Breakdown: This bio talks too much about how great you’re. You’ll come across as an arrogant douche. 

How to improve: It’s dead on arrival and can’t be saved.

Tinder Bio #87:

Example 87 of Tinder bios for guys

“Thank you, infomercial salesman.” This is her thought after reading this bio.

Breakdown: It sounds like an infomercial from the 90s. “If you call now, you’ll also get…”

How to improve: As a Tinder bio, this is a terrible idea. So you should move on and use something else.

Tinder Bio #88:

Example 88 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio is good for creating contrast and setting the right expectation. But it won’t get you matches unless your pictures make her think, “Omg, I want to match with this guy!”

How to improve:  This bio can work with the right pictures showing you in a positive light. Then you’ll look like a cool, down-to-earth guy.

Tinder Bio #89:

Example 89 of Tinder bios for guys

Cheap pick-up line alert!

Breakdown: This bio makes you come across as sleazy. 

How to improve: Don’t use it.

Tinder Bio #90:

Example 90 of Tinder bios for guys


Breakdown: It means you’ll give her a constant headache? Like the one I got from reading this. 

How to improve: Forget it.

Tinder Bio #91:

Example 91 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Don’t talk about your height in such a cringe way. 

How to improve: If you want to mention your height because you’re tall, add a PS in your bio.

Tinder Bio #92:

Example 92 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one belongs in the pile of needy bios. 

How to improve: It’s better to finish with something that will make her laugh instead of feeling sorry for you. 

Tinder Bio #93:

Example 93 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Sharing two opposite things from each other is a good idea. It shows you don’t have a boring personality. 

How to improve: Instead of saying adventurer, saying something more specific about you would be better.

Tinder Bio #94:

Example 94 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: If it’s true, you can use this bio. 

How to improve: You can start the bio by saying, “I’ll share a random fact about myself.”

Tinder Bio #95:

Example 95 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s way too generic and creates no emotional reaction. 

How to improve: Tell her something that shows your personality.

Tinder Bio #96:

Example 96 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Please leave the bad pick-up lines for sitcoms. 

How to improve: Use something that highlights your personality instead of a funny pick up line. 

Tinder Bio #97:

Example 97 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Big Punisher would turn in his grave if he could see how his line is being used.

How to improve: Stick with something unique about you, then you’ll also have a profile bio she never read before.

Tinder Bio #98:

Example 98 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a great profile… if you’re a woman.

How to improve: This one can only be saved by saying I’m an open book and then adding a title that reflects your personality.

Tinder Bio #99:

Example 99 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another great profile for a woman. 

How to improve: She won’t believe you and think you’re using it as a pick up line, so stay away from it.

Tinder Bio #100:

Example 100 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s mediocre flirting at best. 

How to improve: It would be better to be more specific about what kind of crime you need a partner for. If you’re a geek like me, you can joke like… I need someone to be my bodyguard when I play Magic The Gathering.

Tinder Bio #101:

Example 101 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a good question you can use to get to know her. Still, I wouldn’t use this bio in this form.  

How to improve: It’s better to ask her this question in the bio instead of answering it yourself. 

Tinder Bio #102:

Example 102 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is fine if it’s true.

How to improve: You can add something funny, showing that you t need to get used to the big city yet. For example, making myself very small to fit in the subway.

Tinder Bio #103:

Example 103 of Tinder bios for guys

Apparently not. Otherwise, you wouldn’t use this profile bio.

Breakdown: Another bio suggestion that will make you look like a giant douche. 

How to improve: It’s too braggy, so don’t think about using it.

Tinder Bio #104:

Example 104 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Showing two opposite sides of your personality is great. But bragging in any shape or form in your bio is a terrible idea. 

How to improve: Delete it and think of something that shows your personality without trying to show off.

Tinder Bio #105:

Example 105 of Tinder bios for guys

And so is everyone else…

Breakdown: How is saying this out loud will help you get more matches? I have no idea. 

How to improve: Burn it.

Tinder Bio #106:

Example 106 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Great advice for your next philosophers meeting. But it’s useless to put it as your bio. 

How to improve: Start fresh, and don’t use generic quotes like this one.

Tinder Bio #107:

Example 107 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Good for you, but saying it on your Tinder bio won’t help you find her.

How to improve: Be specific about what adventurous and crazy life means. And even if you have an amazing life, just show it in your pictures and don’t brag about it.

Tinder Bio #108:

Example 108 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another good profile for a woman but not for a guy. 

How to improve: Don’t use sentences that sound like you only writing them because she wants to hear them. She’ll be skeptical and not believe and think you’re a player instead.

Tinder Bio #109:

Example 109 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Yes, and by saying a meaningless sentence like this, you convey you have zero personality. 

How to improve: This is so bad that you can’t save it.

Tinder Bio #110:

Example 110 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This time, it’s not Netflix but tv shows. Very clever… I almost didn’t get the difference between this one and the bio above. 

How to improve: Don’t use it. She’ll think you’re a player. 

Tinder Bio #111:

Example 111 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Someone programmed ChatGPT to create a bio based on what women want in romantic comedy movies from the 50s. Spoiler alert… real life is different than the movies. 

How to improve: This bio is just FUBAR (F*cked up beyond all recognition).

Tinder Bio #112:

Example 112 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I see the writer became lazy and added one more adjective to describe himself in a bad Tinder bio. 

How to improve: NO! Just NO!

Tinder Bio #113:

Example 113 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Put it as your screensaver, not your profile bio. 

How to improve: Generic sentences won’t get you matches, so don’t use them. 

Tinder Bio #114:

Example 114 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Save it for your next hedonistic meeting. 

How to improve: NO! *Facepalm*

Tinder Bio #115:

Example 115 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s somewhat funny. Use it in case you can’t think of anything else. 

How to improve: Give an example of why you’re a work in progress. You can say that you’re cheating at Monopoly. But use something which is true.

Tinder Bio #116:

Example 116 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio only works if you have great pictures and are good-looking.

How to improve: Unless you look like Brad Pitt, avoid being too sexual in your profile bio.

Tinder Bio #117:

Example 117 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a slight variation of the last bio. The same things apply to this one. Use it only if you have great pictures and are good-looking. 

How to improve: A general rule of thumb is that it’s better to avoid putting anything in your bio that looks like an invitation for sex.

Tinder Bio #118:

Example 118 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It could be a good question to finish your bio. But as a stand-alone, it’s not enough.

How to improve: You need to write an entire bio before asking this question.

Tinder Bio #119:

Example 119 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Not if you’re saying it in your bio. You’re more like still single material. 

How to improve: I understand the joke behind it, but it can make her think you’re full of yourself. So don’t use this bio. 

Tinder Bio #120:

Example 120 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Don’t talk about your end goal in your bio. It’s like spoiling the end of a good movie. 

How to improve: It’s cheesy and will make her think you only say this to get into her pants.

Tinder Bio #121:

Example 121 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is okay if it’s true.

How to improve: But it’s better to be more specific. Mention exactly how you like to go out and have fun.

Tinder Bio #122:

Example 122 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: You can use this line as part of a good bio.

How to improve: Show her another side of your personality. So add something like this, “ But the last time I read a book was in High School.”

Tinder Bio #123:

Example 123 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Don’t use this one. She’ll think you wrote it to impress women, but you might not mean it. 

How to improve: If you love animals and have a pet the best way is to have a picture of you and your pet. It can be as simple as you walking your dog.

Tinder Bio #124:

Example 124 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Show, don’t tell. If you say it like this, it’ll look like you’re full of yourself. 

How to improve: Use profile pictures that show her how creative you are.

Tinder Bio #125:

Example 125 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Same comment as above.

How to improve: Show it, and don’t talk about it. There is a reason the saying goes a picture says more than 1000 words.

Tinder Bio #126:

Example 126 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Without proof, she’ll think the only two people thinking that are you and your mother.  

How to improve: I forbid you to use this line.

Tinder Bio #127:

Example 127 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It would only make sense to use this bio if, for example, you’re jumping off a cliff as a base jumper in one profile picture, and in another picture, you’re playing Pokemon. 

How to improve: Just no! There are much better ways to create a bio that gets you matches. 

Tinder Bio #128:

Example 128 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another generic line she’ll think you’re using to get in her pants.

How to improve: Pick one. And explain why dogs or cats are better.

Tinder Bio #129:

Example 129 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio will make her spidey sense tingle, “Why are you single? Is something wrong with you?” 

How to improve: Don’t mention it in your bio even if you recently broke up with someone.

Tinder Bio #130:

Example 130 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I don’t think I ever met a guy who doesn’t like a ‘happy ending.’ Though I’m pretty sure the author didn’t mean this kind of happy ending. 

How to improve: The bio is not good and cannot be saved.

Tinder Bio #131:

Example 131 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Are you talking to a bully or your potential soulmate? 

How to improve: If you cut the last part and leave, “I’m a lover, not a fighter” then I can see this line as part of a bio for a French guy.

Tinder Bio #132:

Example 132 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: “And I’m a little bit bored.” This is what she’ll think reading this bio. 

How to improve: Use something that fits your personality, not a generic line.

Tinder Bio #133:

Example 133 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This would have worked in a personal ad in the 70s, but it won’t get you matches on Tinder. 

How to improve: It’s too much too soon, so don’t try to use or improve it.

Tinder Bio #134:

Example 134 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Even during the pandemic, it wouldn’t have worked.

How to improve: That ship has sailed, so next.

Tinder Bio #135:

Example 135 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is a better question to ask Tony Soprano or Walter White than talk about it with a woman you want to match.

How to improve: Ask her a “would you rather” question that doesn’t remind her of Game of Thrones.

Tinder Bio #136:

Example 136 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Being cheap is a very attractive quality. NOT!

How to improve: You shouldn’t brag but shouldn’t say you’re a freeloader. If you want to make jokes about how cheap you’re, then do it over the top: You can talk about how you want to share a romantic candlelight dinner at Mcdonald’s.

Tinder Bio #137:

Example 137 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio is like Switzerland… neutral. It doesn’t do anything for you but doesn’t hurt you.

How to improve: The first part is good. You can use something more ridiculous, preferably something on anyone’s mind. For example, you can say: “Which movie should I see first, Barbie or Oppenheimer?”

Tinder Bio #138:

Example 138 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio has my blessing. It is an okay question to ask.

How to improve: Godspeed! You can use this one.

Tinder Bio #139:

Example 139 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Sounds more like something you would say to someone sitting depressed in a bar.

How to improve: It cannot be fixed. This bio appears more to frat boys than to women on Tinder.

Tinder Bio #140:

Example 140 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is such a bad joke that it could work.

How to improve: If you’re using a lame joke like this, make sure your pictures are great.

Tinder Bio #141:

Example 141 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Mama’s boys are not sexy. 

How to improve: Delete it and start over.

Tinder Bio #142:

Example 142 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It works only on a Simpson fan, so it depends on the age range of the girl you want.

How to improve: If you want to get younger women, it’s better to use another reference they would get.

Tinder Bio #143:

Example 143 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I guess the neediness mode in ChatGpt was activated to create this bio.

How to improve: Do it like in Men in Black and forget you saw this bio. Yes, it’s that bad!

Tinder Bio #144:

Example 144 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This joke belongs more in the “guy humor” category. So you’re barking at the wrong tree here.

How to improve: It’s better to use a less creepy joke. The first part is fine, but you can finish with something ridiculous like a guy crazy about Mario Kart.

Tinder Bio #145:

Example 145 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This joke can work in North America.

How to improve: If you’re from somewhere else, you’ll fall on deaf ears with Taco Tuesday. Use a reference that the locals would understand.

Tinder Bio #146:

Example 146 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is so bad it leaves me speechless.

How to improve: No!

Tinder Bio #147:

Example 147 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The danger of this bio is it can communicate you’re still not over your ex.

How to improve: Don’t talk about your ex in your bio.

Tinder Bio #148:

Example 148 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is a funny bio you can use.

How to improve: Don’t use it if your name isn’t Mat.

Tinder Bio #149:

Example 149 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a bit cheesy but could work because of the contrast.

How to improve: Have pictures showing your “cute” and smart side. So upload a picture of you playing with your dog and reading a book, for example.

Tinder Bio #150:

Example 150 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: The joke is a bit complicated and might require someone to reread it to get it. And because you only have one chance to leave a good impression, you’ll waste it with a complicated joke.

How to improve: If you want to use humor in your bio, keep it simple.

Tinder Bio #151:

Example 151 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This profile is so bad that you could still lose your match if you did everything else right. Using self-deprecated humor is fine, but this joke is too much. It shows low self-confidence.

How to improve: Beyond repair!

Tinder Bio #152:

Example 152 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: A meme fan or someone into Steven Crowder wrote this profile. If you have otherwise a good profile, this bio can work to make women start the conversation with you.

How to improve: Make the movie choice based on the age range you’re looking for in a woman. Girls in their 20s might not know about this movie.

Tinder Bio #153:

Example 153 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This is better fitted to be an affirmation in a self-help seminar than on your Tinder bio.

How to improve: It’s too much to talk about finding your soulmate or having kids on your profile. So stay away from this topics unless you’re making a joke.

Tinder Bio #154:

Example 154 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Ah, the smell of desperation. A powerful repellent of women in real life and online.

How to improve: Avoid using this bio at all costs. It’s dog sh*t.

Tinder Bio #155:

Example 155 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is so bad that some women will take pity on you and reward you with a swipe.

How to improve: Your pictures better be top-notch if you want to go with this one. Otherwise, there are way better options.

Tinder Bio #156:

Example 156 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another line so bad, it could work. 

How to improve: Don’t dare use this line without good pictures.

Tinder Bio #157:

Example 157 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: “Okay, and?” Will be her thought. It doesn’t reveal anything about you. But if the rest of your profile is fine, you’ll still get matches even with such a blend bio.

How to improve: You can use a funny comparison. I always root for the underdog, but I’m ruthless when it comes to Monopoly.

Tinder Bio #158:

Example 158 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It could be funny if you’re still in your early 20s.

How to improve:  But it is a turn-off if you post this bio in your 30s. So don’t use it.

Tinder Bio #159:

Example 159 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: ‘Tinderella’ is overused, especially since there is a popular YouTube video out with this name.

How to improve: You can’t.

Tinder Bio #160:

Example 160 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown:  It could work if you pre-frame this message so it cannot be perceived as bragging.

How to improve: You can add something like “I’m a man of many useless talents, one of them is…” Of course, only use it if you can make a Gollum impression because she might ask you to show your skills on your date.

Tinder Bio #161:

Example 161 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Guys are still using this line? Even when I started coaching over 10 years ago, this one was old.

How to improve: It’s a bad line that sounds cool but makes you look like a guy who never had a date. It cannot be saved.

Tinder Bio #162:

Example 162 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Way too needy.

How to improve: Only way to make it better is to add something funny. For example, “The other half of my delivery ordered.”

Tinder Bio #163:

Example 163 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: You have to be Aquarius! If you’re not, don’t use this bio. That being said, many women are into astrology, so I can see this bio working.

How to improve: You can make variations of this one using your signs. For example, I’m a libra. So I can say something like: “I’m a libra, and I can always tip the scale in my favor.”

Tinder Bio #164:

Example 164 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Not bad at all.

How to improve: To make this bio work better, add an invitation to text you first at the end.  For example, you could say, “Guess which ones?”

Tinder Bio #165:

Example 165 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Finally, I found some bios by real people and not ChatGPT. If you’re into football, then you can use this bio. What I like about it is the damaging admission about talking too much. This proves the part about being easy-going.

How to improve: I have nothing to add. You can upload it.

Tinder Bio #166:

Example 166 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This one is also usable.

How to improve: Let her guess which is the last thing you cannot live without to improve this bio. Our brain loves to solve puzzles till completion. It’s called Zeignark Effect. So in the last line, instead of saying Wheel of Fortune, you could say ‘W***l o* F*****e.

Tinder Bio #167:

Example 167 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Are you a spokesperson for Trivago or looking to find someone on Tinder?

How to improve: Don’t use this one. You’re not being clever or cute with this one. It shows you can’t think of anything proper to say

Tinder Bio #168:

Example 168 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Avoid jokes that make you look psychotic.

How to improve: It’s really bad and shouldn’t be improved.

Tinder Bio #169:

Example 169 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It can be funny when you’re 18 but sad when you’re older.

How to improve: The idea is bad unless you’re a teenager. And even as a teenager, I wouldn’t use this one.

Tinder Bio #170:

Example 170 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Putting others down can show you in a negative light, so avoid it. Remember, you only have one shot on Tinder to make a great impression. And since you only have a few seconds tops, you need to make them count.

How to improve: Finish the sentence with some joke that is unexpected and wouldn’t put anyone realistically down. For example, think about Where’s Waldo, the poor guy is still not found.

Tinder Bio #171:

Example 171 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I like this one.

How to improve: If you’re a bad cook, leave it as it is.

Tinder Bio #172:

Example 172 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Too complicated.

How to improve: Keep it simple, like the bio above.

Tinder Bio #173:

Example 173 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Ah, a variation of one of the bios earlier.

How to improve: You can use this bio, but for extra credit, pick a song the kind of woman you want would like

Tinder Bio #174:

Example 174 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another one of those. It’s not so funny.

How to improve: To make this one work, think about what you like to do and use this in your bio instead of the Slurpees line. 

Tinder Bio #175:

Example 175 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I doubt she’ll start thinking about p*ssy licking and not imagining a weird freak.

How to improve: It’s creepy and should not be allowed to use.

Tinder Bio #176:

Example 176 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: No one who is truly a bad boy would have to say they are bad.

How to improve: Please don’t use this bio.

Tinder Bio #177:

Example 177 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I can see this line work over 10 years ago. But in today’s world, it can mean you’re transitioning from being a woman to becoming a man.

How to improve: Stay away from this one.

Tinder Bio #178:

Example 178 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Okay, whoever wrote this never seduced a woman in his life. Don’t use the same line Santa Claus uses to judge who gets a present if you want to turn a woman on.

How to improve: Ask her a better question she can decide on: “Mcdonalds and Mario Kart or a Fancy dinner?

Tinder Bio #179:

Example 179 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: D-! It’s blend and wouldn’t trigger a response from her. But it’s still better than leaving your profile bio empty.

How to improve: Make sure your profile pictures are good if you want to use this one. That’s the only way you’ll get a match with her.

Tinder Bio #180:

Example 180 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: If she likes you, she’ll match with you and answer this question. But if she is unsure, she’ll swipe left on you.

How to improve: I would pick a better question to ask than about potatoes.

Tinder Bio #181:

Example 181 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: As a stand-alone bio, it’s useless.

How to improve: As a last sentence after a proper bio, you can use this one to invite her to contact you first.

Tinder Bio #182:

Example 182 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio will do you more harm than good. It’s boring and very generic.

How to improve: Delete it.

Tinder Bio #183:

Example 183 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio has desperation written all over it.

How to improve: Delete the last question. And make a funny remark that you talk about something else besides finding your soulmate. For example, you’re missing your left shoe or left sock.

Tinder Bio #184:

Example 184 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: I think this is my no.1 pick for bios that make you sound like a giant douchebag.

How to improve: You can’t.

Tinder Bio #185:

Example 185 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Someone programmed ChatGPT to write profiles in wuss mode.

How to improve: It’s too bad to save it.

Tinder Bio #186:

Example 186 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another bio from the wuss collection. 

How to improve: Throw it into the trash can where it belongs.

Tinder Bio #187:

Example 187 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: ChatGPT, let’s see how many more wuss bios I can find from you.

How to improve: No one could save this one.  I know… I said don’t brag, but you won’t use this bio if you have self-respect.

Tinder Bio #188:

Example 188 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another profile written by a very sensitive AI.

How to improve: It’s too needy to turn this into a decent bio.

Tinder Bio #189:

Example 189 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Nope, you can’t. All you are saying is you’re a wuss who wishes he could.

How to improve: It would be better to show the contrast between how nice and “bad” you are in your photos.

Tinder Bio #190:

Example 190 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This bio makes you look desperate. A quality that women don’t find sexy.

How to improve: Show it through texting rather than talking about it in your bio.

Tinder Bio #191:

Example 191 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This profile bio looks like it got bullied and beat up in high school.

How to improve: Burn it and bury it.

Tinder Bio #192:

Example 192 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: As Dj Khaled would say, “Another One!”

How to improve: Stay away from wuss profile bios like these.

Tinder Bio #193:

Example 193 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Get me my barf bag. I’m getting an overdose of wussness.

How to improve: Growing some balls and writing a different bio.

Tinder Bio #194:

Example 194 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s hard to pick which ones of these bios I hate the most.

How to improve:  I’m speechless about how to improve it. Yes, it’s that bad. 

Tinder Bio #195:

Example 195 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Get the guy who wrote this a blanket and cuddle him because no girl will.

How to improve: You can leave the first part and make the last part less needy. Talk about how you can’t live without coffee in the morning, for example.

Tinder Bio #196:

Example 196 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Sounds like a line you can put up as a fridge magnet and not use in your bio.

How to improve: I said it once and I’ll say it again don’t use generic quotes in your bio.

Tinder Bio #197:

Example 197 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: No way this bio has ever been tested successfully. Why are people recommending this to guys?

How to improve: It’s really bad. Don’t use it.

Tinder Bio #198:

Example 198 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Boring!

How to improve: Give her an example of something drastic that you enjoy doing and isn’t expected.

Tinder Bio #199:

Example 199 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Another bio from the wuss collection.

How to improve: Avoid this bio. It’ll kill your chances of getting matches even if you have good pictures.

Tinder Bio #200:

Example 200 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Even if she does those things, talking about them in your bio is too soon.

How to improve: Don’t mention typical relationship stuff in your bio. In other words, don’t use this one.

Tinder Bio #201:

Example 201 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: This movie reference could work for someone in their 40s or 50s.

How to improve: If you want to date younger women, then you should use movie references they are familiar with.

Tinder Bio #202:

Example 202 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: As a question, it’s fine.

How to improve: I would use this question not as a stand-alone bio but as a question to ask at the end of your bio.

Tinder Bio #203:

Example 203 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: We had the same one before, but it’s boyfriend material this time.

How to improve: Delete it and leave the corny pick-up lines where they belong… in 90’s movies.

Tinder Bio #204:

Example 204 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Enjoy receiving 0 applications with this bio. It’s way too needy. 

How to improve: The idea behind it can be used. I wouldn’t talk about the position of a girlfriend but more about the position of a Mario Kart copilot. Something that is funny and doesn’t show you’re desperate.

Tinder Bio #205:

Example 205 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s not the best bio, but it also isn’t the worst. So you can use it if you cannot come up with something original.

How to improve it: Make it more specific. Give an example of how bad of a cook you are.

Tinder Bio #206:

Example 206 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: Could work on a woman who is a Taylor Swift fan.

How to improve it: Before you use it, ask yourself if you want to attract women that are Taylor Swift fans. If not, then pick something else. Also, if you’re not living in the US, upstate will have no meaning.

Tinder Bio #207:

Example 207 of Tinder bios for guys

Breakdown: It’s a bit too complicated. Plus, if someone doesn’t get the pop reference of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, then this joke will not land.

How to improve: Keep your bio simple. This one is too clever and might require her multiple times to read it before she gets the joke. And if she has to reread it, it’s easier for her to swipe left.

Puh…

I need a beer after this.

How about you? 

You still good to go?

Okay, let’s check out the most common bio mistakes guys make.

Top 5 Tinder bio mistakes that cost you all your matches 

If you have barely to no matches on Bumble, Tinder, and Co., you might make some of the following mistakes.

Mistake #1: Being too sexual 

Man is showing off his abs after finding the best Tinder bios for guys
Avoid talking about sex, even as a joke, in your bio. 

There is a time and a place to talk about sex.

And it’s definitely not your profile bio. 

Everything that can be misunderstood will be misunderstood

So if you write something sexual, even as a joke, women will assume you’re creepy or you ain’t getting any.

Mistake #2: Bragging 

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Don’t talk about how selective you are. Instead of being seen as a “high-value” man, it makes you look weak and needy.

Many dating experts will tell you…

You must portray yourself as a “high-value man” to get matches.

And they’re right. 

But what they get wrong is the way how to do it. 

You never brag about how ‘selective you are.’ 

Women can see right through this act. 

It’s the difference between a guy who rents a Lamborghini to pretend to be rich or Bill Gates driving around in an old Volkswagen Beatle. Bill doesn’t need a Lamborghini to show off his wealth.

The same goes for online dating. 

A guy who gets many matches will not discuss it in his bio. 

Why?

He is too busy texting with his matches.

And if he doesn’t like a particular one, he will simply not reply to her.

Mistake #3: Revealing too much information

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If you want to get more matches, don’t reveal everything about yourself in your bio. 

Don’t share your entire life story on Tinder.

It kills all the mystery.

It’s like if you would see a trailer, and the trailer gives away everything that will happen in the movie.

Would you still watch it? 

I guess not.

Mistake #4: Trying way too hard to impress her

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If you try to make yourself look good, women will assume you are not getting any female attention.

It’s quite similar to bragging, but there’s a slight distinction.

If you try too hard to show how funny and amazing you are, it demonstrates to women you probably aren’t getting female attention. 

The subconscious conversation they’ll have in their heads will go something like this: 

“He seems to try hard, so girls do not like him. 

Why do they not like him? 

What’s wrong with him?” 

You want to avoid triggering this conversation in her head at all costs.

Mistake #5: Leaving the profile bio almost empty

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If you have good pictures, you’ll still get matches. But you could get way more if you don’t leave the bio field empty. 

If your profile pictures are great, you’ll still get matches even if you don’t have a profile bio.

That being said, if you have a decent bio, you’ll get more matches than without one. 

Having no bio at all shows you’re lazy as hell. 

Some women will think: “If you don’t even take 5 minutes to write something about yourself, you must be pretty unreliable.”

In their head, you will probably be late for the date or not show up. 

So why take the risk and swipe right on you instead of going for another guy? 

According to Statista, only 24,2% of users on Tinder are women. 

Simply put, Tinder is rigged in women’s favor. 

Now you know what you should avoid doing.

But the question remains what type of bio should you use to get matches?

How to write a Tinder bio she’ll show to her friends

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A great bio can get some women to text you first.

Want a simple and very effective bio that girls will screenshot because it’s so unique?

I thought about building some suspense before showing it to you, but you’ve earned to instantly get it after finishing the breakdown. 

So here it is:

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Admitting a random fact about yourself is a great way to spark a woman’s interest.

Why does it work so well?

Because women are curious about your personality, there are certain things they wonder about:

This bio helps them to better understand you and makes them curious to know more about you. 

Here’s how to write the Interesting Fact Bio:

  1. Say you’re not sure what to write in your bio…
  2. Follow up by sharing one unknown fact about you: “I’m afraid of heights, but I still went skydiving once.” Preferably you share a weakness of yours and how you overcame it. It demonstrates that you’re an honest guy with nothing to hide.
  3. Tap yourself on the back because now you have a unique bio that no one else on the planet has.

Bonus Tip: You can end your bio with an invitation that makes it as easy as possible for her to contact you first. Believe it or not, most women worry about making texting mistakes.

Check out Matthew Hussey, the leading female dating coach, and you’ll see his texting videos get millions of views from women all around the world. 

Nobody would watch Matthew’s videos if all women were naturally great at breaking the ice via text. 

Now could another bio get you matches as well?

Sure, you can also use other bios. 

But then you must experiment. And experiments take time and can be frustrating, especially if you’re not sure what you are doing.

So unless you’re planning to open a Tinder bio lab, you’re free to use my Interesting Fact Bio now, get results, and show your middle finger to the 200+ bios online.

And maybe, just maybe, you can come back later and start experimenting because you want to deepen your knowledge about the psychology behind a good bio. 

Your choice.

What’s next? 

You dared to scroll this far down. To reward your patience, here are a few more things to check out right now to get the most out of Tinder:

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Frequently Asked Tinder Bios Questions

What should I put in a good Tinder bio?

A good Tinder bio should reveal something about your personality or create an emotional response. In other words, share something to help her imagine what it would be like to date you. Or make her laugh so she feels positive about swiping right.

Do Tinder bios actually matter?

A good bio is important, but your profile pictures matter more. So over 80% of your effort while creating a Tinder profile should be dedicated to picking the right images to convey your personality.

Should guys put height in the Tinder bio?

If you’re tall, adding your height to your bio can help you get more matches. Put it as a PS under your regular bio. But if you’re short, you shouldn’t mention your height. Don’t worry. Your height is not the most important factor in whether a girl will swipe right. I have plenty of short clients who consistently get matches with attractive women on Tinder.

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Throughout my decade-long research, I was interviewed by German media, curious to know what I’d identified. And I was invited on many occasions to talk on stage as a guest expert – although I prefer the term life-long learner as I keep discovering new principles and techniques in my private practice.

As an introduction to my systems, I’m offering you to try my proven conversation starter template to make almost any woman interested in you, at no cost.

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